OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Dear Baby Jesus,

I made you a set of mittens and booties for your birthday with holes in them so you could show off your stigmata. I hope you like them. I tell people that if you were alive today, you would be celebrating Hanukkah, not Christmas. That makes them very upset. Isn't that funny?

Have a great birthday

P.S. - can you please stop planting fake evidence of evolution here on earth? It's really confusing for some people.