Someone please come to my house and take this baby crap out of my garage

I mean it. I never dreamed that we would accumulate so many things that would take up so much room. Now my garage looks like the aftermath of a trash-pickers' convention because everything is piled up. I WANT MY SPACE BACK. I'll take the hit for the dry christmas tree standing next to the yard waste can (hey, I'm busy). Word of advice: try to surround yourself with people who are exactly as anal-retentive as you are.